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The game whose full name I forget and have to copy-paste every time—here goes, it’s called Rizz Dungeon: Skeleton Key to My Heart—was scheduled to release on September 17. It’s been delayed until next year because developer Snoozy Kazoo’s previous games—hang on, let me warm up Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V again—Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion and Turnip Boy Robs a Bank have sold better than expected. Now Snoozy Kazoo can afford to make Rizz Dungeon the game they really wanted it to be from the start.
“This delay allows us to both add more content and avoid crunch. As a tiny studio of five people, there were quite a few features (and Monster Girls!) we were cutting in order to hit this September 17th release date, and we were starting to crunch to ensure this game was something we were proud of,” says Snoozy Kazoo’s founder and director Yukon Wainczak. “While we understand the delay likely comes as a disappointment, we hope that you can be reassured by the fact that we are making a better—and healthier made—Rizz Dungeon with this delay.”
Rizz Dungeon is an RPG about exploring a dungeon to get loot from a dragon, only the dragon is your ex-girlfriend and the loot is all the stuff she took. Also, you have put all your points into Charisma instead of combat stats and have to charm your way out of fights until you can recruit monster girls to handle the fighting for you. It sounds kind of like Pokémon if the creatures you were collecting were hot. (If you think Pokémon are hot already I don’t want to know about it.)
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Given that September still has—don’t give up on me now, copy-paste friends—The Blood of Dawnwalker, Onimusha: Way of the Sword, Silent Hill: Townfall, and a bunch of other games coming out, and I’ll probably still be playing Star Wars: Zero Company as well, it’s going to be a busy month. Probably a good thing Dawn of War 4 has also shifted out of September, though presumably in that case it’s not to add more monster girls. (If you think necrons are hot I don’t want to know about that either.)
