Happy this week, all! I regret to inform you that the videogame developers have been at it again. Sometimes, I find that the promising new releases distribute themselves evenly throughout the week, like butter perfectly spread over just the right amount of toast. And sometimes, as with this week’s haul, they congregate weirdly on Thursday and Friday. It’s as though they were trying to get away from me, like rats ambushed in the pantry, pawing frantically against the weekend’s closed and bolted door. Haha! Hahahaaha! There is no escape, cheese-filching squeakmonsters! Down you go! Down you go into the Maw!
If you think characterising new videogames as a rodent infestation is unkind, I quite agree. Rats are sociable, adaptable, and admirable creatures who deserve better than to be compared to stupid videogames. In any case, I am only being macabre because this is the month of Halloween – hence the conspicuous abundance of horror in the list below.
Monday 5th October
Tuesday 6th October
Wednesday 7th October
Thursday 8th October
Friday 9th October
As for what the Treehouse are up to this week: Julian is flushing sedans down toilets, James is pining away for want of very large seasonal features to plan, Mark is kind of leaping between vehicles mid-race, Jeremy is our man from Belmont, and Ollie is heroically robbing locks. Yes, I think that’s sufficiently garbled. Have a good week, and let us know what we’ve missed.







